THE 2-MINUTE RULE FOR MEAL DEAL FML

Today, I set skittles up my vagina, for being adorable for my boyfriend on valentines working day, so i would taste good. As he was consuming me out, he pushed one skittle up so far and couldn't get it out. I led to up in the ER for four hours, with laughing nurses. FML.Our editors try to make certain that the knowledge in this post is precise